say ‘gay’ three times in front of the mirror, lady gaga might appear, ask her.
As a queer guy I get a confidence boost from republicans insinuating that my mere existence has the power to destroy a country
the sleepier you are the more i want to kiss you
my favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing
why is sex also referred to as “the birds and the bees” birds can’t fuck bees that’s fucked up thinking about it fucks me up
I’m like four days past my bedtime
one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup
my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’