And I don't want to be recused
And I don't want to be recused

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

punacceptable:

sext: that looks infected

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

im respectful to girls and thats probably why i dont get laid. other possibility is large scorpion tail growing out of my tailbone

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere


aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss


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dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

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harryedward:

is he cute or is he just tall????  a real question yall need to ask yourselves 

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