I'm Taylor
I'm just bored tbh

(Source: halpertjames)

coming out the womb: yas bitch you are giving me LIFE
Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

(Source: justinripley)

Fuckboy: i love you
Me: are you rich?
Fuckboy: no.....
Me: ✔ Seen 8:34
me: *on my phone*
grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
me: *puts phone down*
me: why did you ruin the economy?

(Source: oddjordann)

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(Source: wailtothethief)

(Source: illkim)