trying to be religious like
WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS???
I love when people shut the fuck up
For Caroline ♥
*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*
fun date idea:
take me to comic con
drop me off
pick me up when it’s over tho
*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
you’re the kind of friend everyone needs
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.