I'm Taylor
I'm just bored tbh

j5h:

catholicnun:

Can we stop pretending guys with beards are hot

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

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thecompanionsdoctor:

dizzyondreams:

hiatusisso2yearsago:

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itsdeepforhappypeople:

stumpxvx:

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

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this post just gets better and better

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sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much